Mitt Romney being Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney being Mitt Romney.

How did I not know they were married?!

Same.
Just say no
(Source: cassasaursaysrawr)
I wish I wouldn’t have days where everything seems great for reasons so abstract that I can’t understand them, yet know those days are limited, and know they represent a sort of microphase, and then wake up one morning to find that those days have inexplicably passed and that I am now, confusingly (even though I had recognized I was in a ‘phase’) in the days where everything seems against me and existentially fucked, for reasons so abstract that I can’t understand them, yet know those days are limited and know they represent a sort of microphase, and then wake up one morning to find that those days have inexplicably passed [etc.].
North Carolina Pastor preaches the word of God by insisting that all gays and lesbians should be kept in an electrical fence so that they’ll just die out in a couple years.
“Fly over and drop some food”
(Source: thedailywhat)
Yes, yes you can.
I was really hoping this would happen

SORRY HES NOT SORRY
#yolo
Traditional Marriage.
“Did you bring your own rocks for the stoning or will you be needing one of ours?”
LOVE THIS
(via caraobrien)
I end every sentence with, “But it’s fine. It’s amicable. It’s no one’s fault. Everybody’s friends.” She jokes that I’ve said it so much it’s going to be the title of my autobiography. “Everybody’s Friends And Other Tales of Self-Hatred And Denial.”